Andrea with her best mates

Well I'm Andrea the nutty hairdresser and I'm chilling here with my mates who arn't divs they are not a minutes trouble. I've been in my salon now for 19yrs and you could never imagine how many divs i've come across but most of them have been in the last week! Unfortunately I don't have photos of the worse ones because I was too busy pulling my hair out with dispair. I am wondering if its got something to do with the water in the Beeston area because this increase of divs in the last week is very disturbing and puzzling to me. It all started when people started buying flat screen tvs and using their remote controls in very strange ways and leaving very confusing messages on answering machines with precise spellings! 

I think if the div situation doesnt resolve itself I may have to lock the salon door and never return again! If you need help to exterminate your divs please contact [email protected].