do we give a fuck ?
not according to the give a fuck o meter u divs !
libby div of the week !
Here is Libby from Beeston she has to be the biggest div going bless her... she is this weeks div of the week ! She may only look 12 but heh shes nearly 18! She makes the best cuppa ever and for her birthday im buying her some stilts so she can reach the sink in the salon so she doesnt wash old peoples clothes! She has a boyfriend called Carl and likes to share twos with him ha ha ( graemes comments)Yet another reason why libby is div of the week she asked andrea if she likes peaches and andrea said no they taste like perfume to which libby replied why do they have perfume on them ?? u div libby
GRAND OPENING OF LIBBY LU !!!
Well todays the day Libby opens her own hair salon for divs , as its the grand opening this week theres a special offer with every cut and blow you get your clothes washed for FREE !!! to book an appointment log on to [email protected] hmmmm wounder who her frist client will be.... Heres libby the div again just being a div with a capital D went into kitchen to make drinks and knocked one of my chinese glases off the shelf and i told her to fix it with superglue and she was trying to and all DIV DIV DIV DIV DIV (ANDREA IVE GOT AN EXCUSE IM BLONDE LOL)
LIBBYS FRIST CLIENT AT LIBBYS LU HAIR SALON FOR DIVS
libby i dont know why you look so happy u have made a total balls ov my hair u div ! Libby said she did this as revenge as graeme likes to tip her upside down and use her as a mop !! check her out her wicked grin mwahh
she said it would look ok if i put some gel on it ! div !
is it me or has she missed a bit ? No Graeme I think its alopecia so don't go saying owt to ur mums doctor upsetting her with your thug hair do!
libby the human brush ! div lol !
hear is libby yet again she was sweeping the mat when i decided i could do a better job if i tipped her upside down and used her as a brush ! it worked quite well lol ! New service from libby lu to book log on to [email protected] also mending Andreas glasses with superglue
Kerries divvy quotes of the week !!
whos gordon bennett ? andreas response " my ex boyfriend "
really ? Andreas response " shut up div "
is the baby due this december or next ? Andrea response " shes not having an elephant "
what ? your going to colour her hair with preoxide and water ??? Andrea response "your supposed to be a hairdresser what do you think ? "
would that really work then fixing a glass with super glue Andreas response " i thought libby was a div " she then hung her head in shame
is ET real ? Andreas response " h
so what does it feel like been dead ? Andreas response " how the fuck should i know "
why are them guys fighting over the road ?? Andreas response " how the fuck should i know "
hear is stephanie from wales aimee her sister says shes a right div ! pmsl
apparently she comes out with the most amazing quotes !
andrea ! your supposed to put your hand up before u need the toilet u div !
couldnt you have waited andrea ! u div !
fuck me my back and knee has gone ! but if i keep smiling maybe no one will notice !
well i noticed u div !
kerrys mam ! after a night on the piss ! at number 3.
kerrys mam is at number 3 this week on the div list.
its not for me to go into great detail about her but i think she is a great big fat c**t of a div ! by the way this is after being on weight watchers for 3 years!
some woman is at 5.
this is some old bag picking up tab ends outside the salon. i feel sorry for her but she is still a div !
some old bloke is at number 6
after seing the old lady picking up tab ends me ( graeme ) and jamie decided to super glue a 50 pence piece to the pavement and within seconds this div tried to pick it up !
close up of the div above
Here is a close up for the picture above of the old div ! If only he had received more than a £2.50 raise in his pension there would have been no need for this public humiliation and now the poor lad has slipped a disc!
fat cunt on crutches is at number 7
this fat c**t spotted the 50 pence and after wacking it with her crutches several times got her son to try pick it up ! Poor child couldnt so she wacked him with the crutches!
close up of the picture above
please note that the poor kid isnt the div its his fat lard arse mam thats making him try pick it up thats the div.
poor kid second attempt !
after theyre first attempt the fat lard arse went to the fish and chip shop and having got fish and chips 30 times for herself and a bag of chips for her son then made him try again to get the 50 pence !
still trying !
sorry for getting so many picks of this kid but he was there for ages whilst his lard arse mam made him try get the 50 pence ! i tried to get a pic of her but she was so fat she wouldnt fit on my camera screen !
its me ! new at 8 .
im new at number 8 cos i went to bolton abbey and left my window fully down with my new driving license insurance and mot and my mobile phone in the glove box ! proper div ! Suppose nobody wanted them because there can't be anyone who looks as good as me!!!!!!!!!!!
what a div !
hear you can see my window as i left it ! FULLY DOWN ! DIV !
colleen is a bottox div !
Coll is a div because she has different sized feet or least she seems to think so. When acquiring her new boots she decided to get a size 5 and a size 7 and walked around white rose all day looking like a duck!
hear is debbie from selby shes a div !
she has just been on holiday and unlike most people she decided rather than take pictures of the scenery she would take pictures of donkeys dongalongs !
exibit 1 !
bit of wishfull thinking here must have seen animal farm
debbie wants her hubby dave to be hung like this donkey
due to several complaints i have had to remove the other 57 pictures of variouse donkeys dongalongs that debbie photoed whilst on holiday as the men in question who complained did so on the grounds of feeling inadiquate ! pmsl
however debbie wishes it to be know that if u have a donkey dongalong pic that she would be very greatfull if
you could e mail it to her at [email protected]
hear is debbie the donkey div !
just doing a bit of ti-chi !
what a div ! o.t.t. or what ! Pink Panther!
do u think u can honestly drive that around and not end up on the div site luv ? u div ! Now can anybody tell the difference between this pink car and the blue car in the picture above?? There isnt any It's a trick question because both drivers of the cars are total DIVS driving round in old lady cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Graeme being a div pirate at number 14?
Graeme is a psychic and spiritual medium but at weekends to make extra money he likes to dress up with his friends and do pirate shows for the local divs!! Libby wants to join the show dressed as a parrot and sit on Graemes shoulder.
andrea is at number 15.
andrea is a div cos she has started this site with me and hasnt got a clue how it works ! div ! DIV ! DIV !
DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! DIV ! but heh it doesnt matter because she is so beautiful and amazing.
PAULS NEW HAIRDO !!!
What do you think ??? this is my new hairdo NO its not GAY !!! so im telling you now Nathan dont you DARE even think about pinching my new look or else il push u over and scratch your face then wel see whos the only gay in the salon mwahhh (Kerries comments)
paul ! the div !
This is Paul the new face of the HALIFAX adverts of the future eat your heart out Howard! Paul thinks he's a baker and likes to make cakes without bats on and tries to then draw it on with a hook DIV!!!! If you look closley at the photo below you will see that Paul is trying to dress like Howard too and he has booked a course of sunbeds too to try and get a tan like Howards!
nice work paul not long now and you will be howard ! div !
just a bit longer on those sunbeds and youve cracked it !
HI its me HOWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul get a grip you will never be as famous as me i am the face of HALIFAX so dont you forget it trying to get extra!
howard again ! div !.
Hi its me Howard again trying to look angelic when really im a DIV ! Look Paul you really need to get a reality check i'm so famous and everybody wants to be me and no ammount of sunbeds will turn you into me you're just not as good looking as me so sort your head out DIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its howard again !
plus paul you will never have a todger as big as mine u div !
egg flied lice and curry sauce pls !
and i want dvd ! wat u mean u no got till next week ! Hiya Paul its me Tom also from the HALIFAX adverts You join forces with me and Howard will soon be history!
David or Paul?
cv of a div
market stall trader
the range garden centre
ventura ( not ace )
halifax ( not the face of )
little britain ( not the only gay in the salon )
sky ( snow white porn version )
baker ( i got sacked because i couldnt make bat cakes )
armani
then i turned to steroids and fell and scratched myface and ruined my carreer
now i advertise lousy underpants and i married a woeman called vicky !
what a div
HERES DAVE THE RAVE AS A KID !!
well after seein this pic of dave as a wee nipper we decieded to start a poll see if you can spot the REAL dave the rave post your answers to [email protected]
PREHISTORIC DAVE !!!!
98% of you think this is the real dave
HMMM THAT NOSE LOOKS VERY FAMILIER
57% think this is the real dave
DAVE ON THE PULL !!
could this be dave ??? 69% of you think it could
VERY SMART DAVE
well a mere 21% think this is dave
NO I DONT HAVE ANY CIGS LIBBY THIS IS MY LAST ONE !!
A famous dave quote but is it the real dave ??? 75% say yes !!
COULD THIS BE DAVE RUNNING AFTER LORNA ???
keep running almost made it to ireland dave !! 89% think this is the real dave
dave the rave on holiday
dont get ya shoes wet dave !
nice one dave how much did u pay them ?
DAVE TAKING A NAP
strange but only 12% of you think this is the real dave
Adrienne who unfortunately is losing the plot!!!!!!!!!!
Adrienne comes in at number 19 this week as she likes to make appointments at the hairdressers and just simply doesnt turn up and then tries to blame the whole thing on her lovely elderly mum who is just a lovely lady and is
totally blameless. I think she must have had too much to drink and just slept right through the appointment! Shame on you!
hear are some people i saw getting married !
hear is the lovely couple they arnt divs but i bet they felt like divs everyone was watching them and taking pics...dont recon much to his missus she looks rough i bet she looks bad first thing in the morning lol
dont know why he looks happy div !
come to think of it this bloke must be a div to marry her so they are at the bottom of the div list lol
